When I placed an order in my online Slap Happy Sundries store, the Zazzle site prompted me to make a comment. (Their mistake, not mine.) My comment ended with, “I just bought my own Negativity Wisdom t-shirt and a bookmark with ‘Extroverts Are Annoying’ on it because no one finds me funnier than me.”

The bookmark arrived last week and it’s a lot cuter than I gave it credit for based on the website photo. It’s also a bit smaller than I thought, because measurements are hard and that allows us to blame our non-metric system for any size misunderstandings.

I made the bookmark pose for a photo next to one of my TBR stacks (that’s “to be read” for you extroverts who are too busy planning your next party) for scale and because the bookmark seemed at home there.

I think this picture shows the details well and highlights the bookmark’s natural je ne sais quoi (that’s French for “a quality that cannot be described or named easily” for those of you who aren’t pretentious assholes.)

Extroverts Are Annoying


P.S. I’d love to know your thoughts on any of the books pictured if you’ve already read or perused through one.