This is how Zazzle to let me know that they’re promoting some of the products in my online store, Slap Happy Sundries :

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I had no idea that my sundries would be on sale or that I  would be given an entirely new name. Kind of pushy on both fronts, but I’m going to roll with it…

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For the remainder of this promotion, I would like to be addressed as “Slap.”

You have until the promotion ends (um, sometime soon?) to call me by my new name, after which I will ask to be addressed as “All Hail Her Eminence, Slap”.

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Here is some of the stuff that is (apparently) on sale:

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This mug too, one of my Best Sellers, and still a personal favorite:

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You can also get 50% off labels and magnets and such on the site for a couple days. I assume that includes this magnet below, although I don’t know if you can get the sale price AND the promo together. If you can, this magnet would cost, like, .45 cents or something.

Promo  Code:  STUCKONYOU40

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I hope the “40” in the promo isn’t a crack at my age. That would really be taking it too far, Zazzle.

Slap Happy Sundries

Where Happy Negative People Congregate

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https://www.zazzle.ca/slaphappysundries